- Knock Knock! (Who's there) Onya. (Onya who) Onya marks, get set, go!
- Knock Knock! (Who's there) Banana. (Banana who) Knock Knock! (Who's there)Banana. (Banana who) Knock Knock! (Who's there) Orange. (Orange who) Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
- Thanks to Bethany for these latest jokes!
- Knock Knock! (who's there) Owls go... (Owls go whoooooooooo!) Yes, you got it right for once! Thank you Rachel!
Thanks to Bethany for this one - doh!
- What did the man say when he walked into the bar... Ouch!
Thank you for this drawing of Jo! We have talent at X:site! Well done!
A selection from 'Exploding Red's':
- What happened to the frog that broke down... He got 'toad' away!
- What do you call a sheep with no legs... A cloud!
- Why did the man hit the stone with drum sticks... So he could make rock music!
And some more jokes ...
- What did the red light say to the green light... Don't look now, I'm changing! Chloe
- Why did the lettuce blush... Because he saw the salad dressing! Beth
- How do you make a baby astronaught go to sleep... Rocket! Beth
- Why is Cinderella a bad footballer... Because her coach is a pumpkin! Beth
- 'Doctor Doctor, I thnk I'm a bridge'... "Well whats come over you"... 'Well so far, a motorbike, two cards and a lorry'! Lucy
- 'Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains'... "Pull yourself together"! Lucy
- 'Doctor Doctor, I think I'm invisible'... "Next"! Joanna
- 'Doctor doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live!'.... wait a minute please! Joanna
- Why did the nurse take a felt pen to work... To draw blood! Charlotte
- When is a door not a door... When its 'a-jar'! Adam
- Why did the man with one hand cross the road... To get to the second hand shop!
- What did the policeman say to his tummy... You are under a vest!
- There were some tomatoes who were walking down the lane, one fell behind, and the others said 'ketchup'! Kiera
- Why did the tomato turn red... it saw the salad dressing! Bethany
- Why did Tigger jump down the toilet...To get Pooh! (Ha ha very funny Christian!)